FESTER LEGRIES, B.A., M.A.,  Ph.D, Ph.D, Ph.D, Ph.D, Ph.D

Fester Legries has a lot of degrees--
A Bachelors, a Masters and five Ph.Ds.

A learnedly genius, this scholarly man.
He thinks he knows more than one possibly can.

Oh how he's impressive, the facts that he knows.

The data increases, the volume just grows!

The problem, you'll find, with this Fester Legries..

His mind is quite vacant, despite his degrees.

Common sense is lacking, his mind's very small.
In wisdom, there's nothing....nothing at all!

In what's most important, it's ever so true.

Poor Fester is stupid, that's right! through and through.